Matteo is in this awesomely fun phase where he likes to tell jokes. They are so bizarre & random, which is exactly what makes them so great!
It usually starts with, “Wanna hear a joke?!”
Why did the grass cross the road? Because it wanted to look at an alien!
Why did the viking cross the road? Because he got thirsty!
Why did the picture cross the road? Because it needed some more light!
Why did the boat cross the sky? Because it’s SuperBoat!
Why did the words go out the window? Because they needed to cross the road!
Why did the banana peel cross the road? Because it was going to buy a couch!